What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

What are some tips for making your husband fall madly in love with you again after going through the worst phase of your marriage?

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

MIT Discovers Magnetic Superconductor in Pencil Lead - SciTechDaily

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Satellite Pics Show How Russia Tried To Avert Ukraine Drone Strikes, But Failed - NDTV

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Mets and Dodgers are more than living up to heavyweight billing - New York Post

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Make Nazis afraid again!

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Cryptocurrency Platform Gemini Confidentially Files for IPO - PYMNTS.com

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

TEXT:

Why do men want to suck dick?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Keyshawn Davis vs. Edwin De Los Santos canceled after Davis' massive weight miss, Abdullah Mason to headline - Yahoo Sports

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

DePaul soccer player Chase Stegall dies in residence hall - Chicago Sun-Times

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Wall Street floods into Bitcoin Futures as CME trader count hits all-time high - AMBCrypto

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.